“Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project… for free! Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative. Good luck.”
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#now you’re thinking with pumpkins
OH MY GOD
Awww, the pumpkin pie is not a lie!
….I think I could make that
So a friend of ours made portals out of mirrors and tube lights and set them up so they reflect each other infinitely. But, the coolest thing about it is he actually programmed the Portal gun to turn the lights on.
FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.
okay so this is supposed to be there for your dying loved ones since you’re too busy to be.
I have it queued up to where they do the “what if it told the truth” bit….If you go to 1:05, it’s where the What If It Told The Truth is because tumblr apparently didn’t like my having it set up there.“Spoiler alert: You die at the end of this sentence.”
“Knock knock. Who’s dying? Oh that’s right. You are.”
When GLaDos Comforts You
