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Author: fandomjunkie2004
The future is now
HER SHRuG EMOTICON ONLY HAS ONE ARM!!!
Yet another reason to love this man
We can never find any scissors in our house, and yet the last time we moved it turned out we literally owned 13 pairs of scissors. How did that happen? Where do they go?
I firmly believe scissors are one of those things that have only the most tenuous connection with this dimension.
Around here, we can usually find scissors, but it’s never the same pair. At the very least, the color of the grip changes; at worst, the species of scissors changes. You want kitchen shears? Too bad, they’re hair shears now. You want to cut wrapping paper? All you can find is cuticle trimmers. Where you put your crafting scissors there’s now a pair of wire cutters. You want to cut hair so you look for the hair shears in the kitchen, but tada! you got kindergarten safety scissors.
I circumvent this by keeping one pair in my room, and I tell it that I remember it’s supposed to be a blue-handled pair of general purpose scissors, so it knows it can’t pull shit on me.
Finally watched 13×15, and @gyhldeptis hit the nail on the head during the shoot out scene. Someone watched The Boondock Saints and thought it would make a fantastic episode.
She’s not wrong.
employee training video: at some point -god forbid- a union organizer may want to talk to you. beware, for that is none other than the devil himself
#im pretty sure that in most countries you cant put that in your training video
Welcome to the United States, please hand over your living wage at the door.
“Remember kids
Unions are run by Godless Communists and if you join one you are worse than a Thousand Stalins
Instead be a Real American and work seventeen hours a day for less an hour than a loaf of bread costs and die at forty of stress and various illnesses that you can’t afford to have the doctors treat
It’s what JESUS would want!”
I remember watching one of those in my retail job. I just laughed and seethed internally.
That would be my reaction as well 😀
I find America and their reaction to unions to weird. I think in the UK, teachers have to be part of a union, they can choose which one though. And I think it depends on other careers as well, some you have to be in a union, others you can choose.
Basically corporations in America are determined to do everything they can to oppose and demonise anything that might try and make them pay an employee a fair wage
Or treat them like a human being O.O
I’m in a union, and some of the people at my store hate unions with every fiber of their being. I want to tell them to go work at Wal-Mart and see how they like being non-union. I sincerely doubt everybody would’ve gotten a pay bump when the minimum wage went up in my city, without them.
Deleted scene from The Last Jedi
Why were we robbed of this beautiful gayness?
I am so mad
The Left Hand of Darkness went on to win both the Nebula and Hugo Awards, among others, has been reprinted more than 30 times, and is considered a groundbreaking work of science fiction.
It’s also a bloody good read.
“Koreans are all brainwashed so you can’t compare them to Americans.”
Half of America is so patriotic they believe all school shootings are false flags. There was a ridiculous piece of misinfo that was floated around by mainstream news outlets that the DPRK was forcing people to style their hair after Kim Jong-Un. This was a complete lie, tons of Americans believed it and still do and won’t even do the two seconds of research needed to figure out it’s a complete lie.
Americans are one of the most brainwashed peoples on Earth. They have had their consent engineered since their birth. Ya wanna test this?
1 – Refuse to say the pledge of allegiance.
2 – Say anything negative about the military.
3 – Question Capitalism in any way.
4 – Say that America isn’t the best country in the world.
5 – Make a critique of mainstream American culture.
Do any of these things amoung others and an army of jingoistic super-patriots will descend upon you like an angry avalanche of stupidity with the exact same copy paste arguements they’ve been taught to rehearse.
Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
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Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high
Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating
SPN Recurring Themes: Dean + pills
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